you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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