Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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