She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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