im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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