I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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