Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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