What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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