awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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