sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
