Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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