Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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