Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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