Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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