Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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