somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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