I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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