I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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