Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
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that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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