i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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