I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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