He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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