You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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