Having a random hookup so left but love u
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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