she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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