i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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