Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
this will be a night to untag.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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