He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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