So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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