ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm at about main and main street
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
