It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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