the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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