I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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