I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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