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had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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