Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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