Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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