just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
