THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's never too late to be topless.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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