He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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