She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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