i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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