And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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