We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn