no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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