Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I hate ducks.
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
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Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?