Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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