I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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