My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
