week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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