i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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