I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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