the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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