Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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