I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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