just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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