beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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