A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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