I molested 6 butterflies tonight
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Randomize
